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The Squirmys

Wee squirmy things in a Petrie dish
looked for all the world like tiny fish.
A scientist it was who bred them
and every day made sure she fed them.
They were one month old, and thriving, so
she asked them where they would like to go.
They asked could they go to Disneyland
to play along with an oompah band.
Unfortunately they couldn't go
because of a fear of falling snow.
So then they said, "Well, what about
a Sixties dance; we'll twist and shout."
"Enough of this!", the scientist said,
I think we've all gone off our head."
The squirmy things were not best pleased;
They were not happy being teased.
So off they went, and got soundly pissed
in the company of their scientist.






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