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Too many cooks spoil the broth, it's better to use vegetables.



God helps those who help themselves. [God is the patron saint of shoplifters]



Familiarity breeds contempt, and Tiffany, and Jayden, and Madison, and . .



A rolling stone gathers no satisfaction.



Crime does not pay, argued the £5,000-an-hour QC.



Faith will move mountains. That's the faith that enough gelignite will move anything.



Fight fire with fire. [You will not find this in any Fire Brigade training manual.]



No man can serve two masters. Tell that to the server in the teachers' canteen.



It's no use crying over spilt milk; you'll only dilute it.



If at first you don't succeed, try cheating.



As you sow, so shall you reap. Not in my sodden garden, you won't.



A trouble shared is a trouble halved. This proverb kindly donated by the Samaritans.



A stitch in time saves nine months for indecent exposure.



It's always darkest just before the milk is added.



Discretion is the better part of valour; the other part is running away.



Charity begins at home. Nope, it begins with borrowed money given as foreign aid.






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