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I am monumentally stupid; or so I have been told.

In any situation, I don't know what view to hold.

I don't know what to write or say; I don't know what to think.

It may well be that I will prove to be the missing link.



My view on any topic is honed by the Daily Mail.

[If you can't smile at Garfield, you've a sense of humour #Fail]

JSP, Platell and Moir; Littlejohn and Quentin Letts.

to crystallise my thinking, the Mail's as good as it gets.



Although I once joined Mensa, having passed its IQ test,

I find that now as I grow old, it works out for the best

if I pretend that I am thick, and hold extremist views

on things like immigration, which is daily in the news.



I get a deal of pleasure from opposing what is right.

If you insist that black is black, then I'll say that it's white.

It's not that I believe it, and you must know that that's true.

It's just that when you are my age, what else is there to do?






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