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It wasn't their fault that you fell in the vault.

You kept saying, "I'll just have one more."

You know what I think? You had too much to drink.

You did not read the sign on the door.



'Cleaning in Progress'. You walked on regardless

and fell flat on your a**e on the floor.

And you went skidding; I tell you, no kidding,

we all laughed till our sides got too sore.



Hoots of derision at your wee collision.

You'd have to be us to have seen it.

Although it's no joke, we're insensitive folk.

No offence, you know we don't mean it.



You've suffered distress, though you have to confess

there's no-one but yourself you can blame.

It's beyond dispute, you were pi**ed as a newt.

There's no way you'll succeed with a claim.



You've had a phone call from a firm who'll claim all

they can get from this compo racket?

They're telling you who you can legally sue

for the cost of a brand new jacket?



They say you've whiplash, and you'll get lots of cash?

I can't believe you'll let them proceed.

Just hold on, my friend, don't be part of a trend

of those willing to lie for sheer greed.



You're going ahead; you refuse to be swayed?

You can't wait till they settle your claim?

I think it's absurd but I won't say a word

except this: have you really no shame?






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