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Ashes to Ashes

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
When I shall die, as die I must,
I'll cease to be; I'll leave the stage
like a dead parrot in a cage.

Bury me well; spare not the soil.
When I cast off this mortal coil.
And then I'll get eternal sleep
as I lie buried six feet deep.

Do me a favour if you would
Forget the wake; the drink; the food.
And never mind the mortal coil.
Just order some more heating oil.

I'd like to hope that I could be
kept warm for all eternity.
So heat my coffin night and day
and get the Government to pay.

And carve upon my headstone bold:
'He may be dead but he's not cold,
for this is his triumphant boast.'
"I'm lying here as warm as toast."






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